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"Dream is not that what you see in your sleep, Dream is the thing which do not allow you to sleep"

Regards,

What A Superb English!!

The sharing of marriage...

The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.  He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.  He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.  Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything..  People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.  Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.' Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' She answered (Continue below - This is great)  'THE TEETH.

  

Missing Husband

Missing Husband!!! A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband: Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height  Woman: I never noticed  Inspector: Slim or healthy  Woman Not slim can be healthy  Inspector: Color of eyes  Woman: Never noticed  Inspector: Color of hair  Woman: Should be black  Inspector: What was he wearing  Woman: I don't remember exactly  Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????  Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together. The woman started crying Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!!

An unsolicited advice is injurious to health !

Once a Smoker was smoking at airport.........A gentleman came  & asked
him. How much do you smoke a day?

Smoker : Why are you asking such a question?

Gentleman replied : If you had collected all that money  instead of
smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been  yours.

Smoker asked that gentleman : Do you smoke?

 Gentleman:-No.

Smoker asked:- Does that plane belong to you?

Gentleman replied:- No.

Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine

[Smoker's  Name - Vijay Mallya]

Moral of the Story  : Unnecessary advice is also injurious to health

AN ARAB STUDENT'S EMAIL TO HIS DAD ( Humor )

                      An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: 

  student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:

Dear Dad 

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really

like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive

at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB

when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son, 

Nasser.

The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail

from his dad:

My dear loving son,

Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.

Go and get yourself a train too.

                                 Love, your Dad.

Try to do the same ( Video )

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What is Marketing - Easy Explanation for Common Man!

What is Marketing?
  
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"
 
 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you  says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"
  
 3. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition"
 
 4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"
 
 5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap" 
 
 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I am rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets":

Enjoy the growth !!!!

Know your Customer - KYC

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters... 

 First poster - A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.

Second poster - man is drinking our Cola.

Third poster- Our man is now totally refreshed.

Then these posters were pasted all over the place

"That should have worked," said the friend.  

The salesman replied "I didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"

 

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